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worst father of the year award

Just saw an interview with Australia’s latest test debutant’s Dad - Mr Johnson.Ian Healy asked him “Do you get nervous watching ?”
to which he replies, “watching cricket?”
Healy - “No, watching Mitchell”
Mr Johnson - “I’ve never seen him play cricket.”
Healy - “Ever?!”
Mr Johnson - “I’ve watched cricket, just never seen Mitchell play”
cue 5 second awkward silence… […]